Rita Rudner Quote
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous