I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.