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The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

Age only matters if you are a cheese.

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.