Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. Anonymous
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. Anonymous