The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store.
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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