Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous