Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous