I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com