Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
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