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Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

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Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

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Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

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