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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
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