Anonymous Quote

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.