If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous