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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
Man Quotes Marriage Quotes Think Quotes
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. - Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous
Life Quotes
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I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. - Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Time Quotes
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? - Anonymous
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. - Anonymous
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. Anonymous
Time Quotes
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur. - Anonymous
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. - Anonymous
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. Anonymous
Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Work Quotes
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. - Anonymous
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. - Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
Animals Eat Quotes Short Quotes
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes

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