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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." - Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
Statements
Growing up is amazing, until you get old! Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears. Anonymous
Stupid Quotes
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Anonymous
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I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once. - Anonymous
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. Anonymous
Short Quotes Witty Quotes
Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. - Anonymous
Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. Anonymous
TV Quotes
My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that. Anonymous
Time Quotes
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. - Anonymous
Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous
Money Quotes
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. - Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Lazy Quotes Life Quotes
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not. - Anonymous
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. - Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. - Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous
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