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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous

Know Quotes Questions Short Quotes

I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. Anonymous

Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous

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Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Work Quotes

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. Anonymous

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When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it. Anonymous

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I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes

If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration. Anonymous

Work Quotes

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes. Anonymous

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Hold on, let me overthink this. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. Anonymous

Math Quotes

When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous

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