Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry