Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Anonymous
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous