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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.

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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Anonymous

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Anonymous

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Anonymous

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Anonymous

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Anonymous

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Anonymous

I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Anonymous

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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