A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright