A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous