I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! Anonymous
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Anonymous
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.