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I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."

Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"