Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients. Anonymous
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous