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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Be bold, be italic, but never regular. Anonymous

Life Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Life Quotes Money Quotes

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous

Statements

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. Anonymous

Sayings

Growing up is amazing, until you get old! Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Anonymous

TV Quotes Top 100

I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. Anonymous

Short Quotes Witty Quotes

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. Anonymous

Life Quotes

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous

Computers Internet Think Quotes

Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. Anonymous

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