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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? - Anonymous
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. - Anonymous
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. Anonymous
Time Quotes
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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur. - Anonymous
The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it's a potato with fur. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Know Quotes Questions Short Quotes
I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. - Anonymous
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. Anonymous
Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. - Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
Animals Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Work Quotes
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. - Anonymous
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
Drinking Work Quotes
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? - Anonymous
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it. Anonymous
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I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money! - Anonymous
I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money! Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes

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