Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top. Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me? Anonymous
If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. Anonymous
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous
I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. Anonymous
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous