On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
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My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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