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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

I am too lazy to be lazy.