Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.Anonymous
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.Anonymous
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.Anonymous
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.Anonymous
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!"Anonymous