Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
The trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes.
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