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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. Anonymous

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That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic. Anonymous

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else. Anonymous

Life Quotes

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous

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What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? Anonymous

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My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet. Anonymous

Q: How did you vote this year?
A: With a mask and gloves.
Q: And what are you hoping for?
A: That I don't get infected.
Q: No I mean what do you hope will change after your vote?
A: My mask and gloves.
Q: So what do you think the results will be?
A: Some will be positive, some negative. Anonymous

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I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find. Anonymous

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more. Anonymous

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You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. Anonymous

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I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. Anonymous

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever. Anonymous

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They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Anonymous

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