I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it.
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.
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