I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.

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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!

Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.