Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?"
Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Anonymous
I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
Anonymous