I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
When nothing is going right, go left.
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right.
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
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