I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous
It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. Anonymous
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible. Anonymous