Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
Anonymous
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor."
Anonymous
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
Anonymous
If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.
Anonymous
I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Anonymous