Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous
Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it." Anonymous
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.