Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous