Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.Anonymous
Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."Anonymous