Anonymous Quote

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."

If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.