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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You're like a sharpie - super fine. Anonymous

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Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous

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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it. Anonymous

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If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet. Anonymous

Math Quotes Short Quotes

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous

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Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous

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I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous

Questions Time Quotes

Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes

I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous

Life Quotes People Quotes

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot." Anonymous

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I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

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I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. Anonymous

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