I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..
More Quotes by Anonymous
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.
Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
