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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.