Anonymous Quote

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.