I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
Cool Funny Quotes
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2020