If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
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