If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
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