I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
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