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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it. Anonymous

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Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section. Anonymous

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Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart. Anonymous

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous

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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." Anonymous

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. Anonymous

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I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today. Anonymous

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What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego. Anonymous

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" Anonymous

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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous

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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous

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I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg. Anonymous

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Anonymous

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It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. Anonymous

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My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty. Anonymous

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