Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
Anonymous
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
Anonymous
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
Anonymous
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
Anonymous
No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
Anonymous