When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. Anonymous
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Anonymous