Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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