When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad! Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous