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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Life Quotes Stupid Quotes

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous

Facebook Internet Life Quotes

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous

Drinking Life Quotes

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. Anonymous

Analogies Money Quotes

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes

Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day. Anonymous

TV Quotes

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous

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