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A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.

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Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions.

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Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

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A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.

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I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

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I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

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Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

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A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.

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There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

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As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.

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Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

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I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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