Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
More Quotes by Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
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