Give me your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
More Quotes by Anonymous
Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I
start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present."
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
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