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I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.