CoolFunnyQuotes.com Quote
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Similar Quotes
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
Anonymous
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Anonymous