My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous