Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn't ready.
In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
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