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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous

People Quotes

I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous

Questions Time Quotes

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. Anonymous

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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous

Love Quotes Stupid Quotes

A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous

Animals Eat Quotes

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Witty Quotes

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes World Quotes

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Anonymous

Drinking Man Quotes Sayings

Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous

Drinking Work Quotes

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous

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Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100 Witty Quotes

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous

Questions Stupid Quotes

I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. Anonymous

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