Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
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