Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud