Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.
More Quotes by Anonymous
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners.
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Never ask a starfish for directions.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Never judge a book by it's movie
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.
You're never too old to do goofy stuff.
Me sarcastic? Never.
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