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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here. Anonymous

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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous

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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Anonymous

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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Anonymous

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I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous

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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. Anonymous

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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous

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If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling. Anonymous

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If there's no love in the world,... let's make some. Anonymous

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Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous

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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous

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Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening. Anonymous

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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Anonymous

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I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money. Anonymous

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