Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
Anonymous
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Anonymous