I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. Anonymous