I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Age only matters if you are a cheese.
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
You're never too old to do goofy stuff.
I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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