I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
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