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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous

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Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous

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The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous

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Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms. Anonymous

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Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous

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The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous

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Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? Anonymous

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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous

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Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous

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Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. Anonymous

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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous

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Those who snore always fall asleep first. Anonymous

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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous

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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous

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My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. Anonymous

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