Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous