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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous

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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Anonymous

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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous

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At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous

Life Quotes Questions

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous

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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous

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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous

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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous

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$Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. - Anonymous$