A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.

When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.