I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
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